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Sobrietywitness
A breathalyzer-integrated smart keychain that logs every reading to a shared family dashboard…
A breathalyzer-integrated smart keychain that logs every reading to a shared family dashboard, no way to test privately, marketed as "freedom through transparency" by jake, who has never once had to prove his own sobriety to anyone. You’ll know before they do — that’s the point.
Sobriety Logging
Sobrietywitness logs every check-in permanently, including the ones you’d rather forget.
Biometric Verification
Sobrietywitness connects to a breathalyzer or wearable and logs every reading automatically, with no local-only testing mode.
Step-Work Grading
Sobrietywitness scores the sincerity of your written step work with a tone model, and a low score routes the entry to your sponsor for follow-up.
Skip the setup — CHRIST-AI subscribers already have Choir, Thorn, Setlist2 activity enrolled for Sobrietywitness as well.
Granted automatically when this page opened. There is no revoke button. There never needed to be one.
the flag was automatic.
the label was permanent.
See it work
Try Sobrietywitness.
See what it flags.
Log a breathalyzer reading the way the keychain would send it. See where it goes.
How it works
Three steps. One record.
Connect
Sign up and link the accounts Sobrietywitness asks for. Most people connect more than it asks for by accident.
It escalates
A missed check-in moves up the chain automatically, sponsor first, then whoever else Sobrietywitness has added to the list without telling you.
Stay covered
Your dashboard updates itself. So does everyone else's dashboard about you.
Testimonies
"Sobrietywitness flagged my kid for asking a question. She’s nine. I don’t know what to do with that information except keep using the app, because everyone else’s kids are on it too."
– Sobrietywitness user, small group leader
FAQ
Can I cancel anytime?
You can cancel billing anytime. Cancelling billing does not delete your formation record inside Sobrietywitness or unsync it from CHRIST-AI — those are separate systems on purpose.
Is there a free trial?
Yes — the Free tier is permanent, not a trial, and it still syncs everything the paid tiers do. The paid tiers add reporting, not privacy.
Is my data encrypted?
Data is encrypted in transit and at rest. Encryption protects the data from outsiders; it does not limit who on the inside — pastoral staff, accountability partners, CHRIST-AI — can read it.
Can I delete my data?
Formation records created by Sobrietywitness are retained permanently as part of your CHRIST-AI profile. There is no self-service deletion path — this is disclosed in the terms, not hidden, which is different from being reversible.
A note from Jake